knightscrest:

knightscrest:

why is south korea nicer than north korea?

south korea has a seoul

(Source: blankghostart)

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

— IMPORTANT

theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE

verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript. 

SIGNAL BOOST

(Source: space-bees)

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lindsaychrist:

i think people confuse acquaintances and friends a lot like i knew this girl and we went out to lunch once and she started calling me her best friend and i was like i dont even like you

karlimeaghan:

Simon Pegg as Montgomery Scott, dancing on the set of Star Trek Into Darkness.

はかせ

(Source: i-love-people-haha-just-kidding)

hetaliagirl104:

swagito-komaeda:

i did it. i finally defined tumblr dot com

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jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her